The Sidekick's Divorce Attorney
Confidential Files from the Only Lawyer Who Gets It

About this book:

When a sidekick's wife hides millions in offshore trusts using light-bending powers, when a retired vigilante fights his ex-wife for custody of a subterranean lair complete with fusion reactor and launch silo, when the Boy Wonder's boarding school tuition becomes a jurisdictional nightmare across three timelines—Arthur P. Pendelton is the only lawyer who picks up the phone. *The Sidekick's Divorce Attorney* opens the confidential files of a family law practice where the assets are invisible, the prenups span the multiverse, and the opposing counsel might vaporize the courthouse if she loses.

Pendelton doesn't have superpowers. He has motions to compel, forensic accountants who understand photon manipulation, and a ceiling fan calibrated to track atmospheric displacement. Across twenty-six chapters, he navigates mind-control annulments, telepathic privilege violations, henchmen subpoena servers, and the valuation of intellectual property when the gadgets actually work. Every case blends razor-sharp legal strategy with the messy, human wreckage beneath the capes—spouses who saved the world together but can't agree on who keeps the trophy room, or the hover-bike, or the autographed 1984 All-Star Defense League photo.

Think *The Good Wife* meets *The Boys*, written with the procedural precision of a John Grisham thriller and the affectionate genre deconstruction of *Soon I Will Be Invincible*. Whether you're here for the creative asset-hiding schemes (Cayman trusts registered to dead Silver Age monarchs), the zoning battles over illegal lairs, or the quiet heartbreak of a woman who slowed down so her husband wouldn't feel left behind—this is superhero fiction grounded in the only force stronger than gravity: family law.