The Big Bad Wolf's Defense Attorney
A Fairy Tale Legal Comedy

About this book:

When the Big Bad Wolf walks into your office wearing wire-rimmed reading glasses and claiming he's a victim of predatory lending—by Jack, of beanstalk fame—you don't ask questions. You take the golden egg retainer and start drafting motions. Down-on-his-luck attorney Edward Sterling just landed the client of a lifetime: Bigby Wolf, independent contractor in "structural demolition and ecological clearance," now facing a class-action suit from the Three Little Pigs Construction Corp., a knife-wielding Red Riding Hood, and an axe-happy Woodsman with zero surgical credentials.

The evidence is stacked against them: two flattened houses, a grandmother temporarily relocated to a wolf's stomach, and a Magistrate who thinks "dangerous beast" is a legal precedent. But Sterling smells fraud in the straw and stick construction, corruption in the zoning permits, and a development deal that would make a goblin blush. With a blind mouse as expert witness, a gingerbread forensic audit pending, and a jury pool drawn from the Enchanted Tavern's regulars, this isn't just a trial—it's the most entertaining miscarriage of justice in the Kingdom's history.

*Law & Order* meets *The Princess Bride* in a razor-sharp legal comedy where every fairy tale has a loophole, every villain has a retainer agreement, and "happily ever after" comes with billable hours. Objection overruled—you'll want to read the whole docket.